Filled with wacky warren-isms, say hi to Warren! He's like totally rich because his dad invented edible thongs. Even though he's been given everything he's ever wanted on a silver platter, there's one thing daddy couldn't buy him: common sense. One time Nick asked Warren what his ideal date was, and he replied, "Probably April 21st, because it's not too hot and not too cold."
Even though he's a few fries short of a happy meal, Warren's not all that bad. We're not sure what it is, but there's something adorable about bubbly rich kids who are utterly oblivious to how the real world works. Like watching a golden retriever whose life revolves around his favourite chew toy. Oh, and how could we forget the dramatic outbursts? The closest Warren has gotten to a life-changing traumatic experience was when the Starbucks barista left out one of the Rs on his venti macchiato. Worst. Day. Ever.
With that many emojis, it's no surprise that Warren would be a social media slay king. Even Beyonce follows him. As much as he enjoys posting vain gym selfies, sometimes he wonders if there's more to life than just sitting at home all day making DIY face scrubs and aesthetically pleasing avocado toast. Then he finds a new Instagram filter and realises that self-awareness and responsibilities are for poor people *snap*.
Wondering if Warren is the jock for you? Well, if you enjoy the finer things in life without working to get them, then it'll be a match made in heaven. Sometimes it's better to work smarter than harder, and sometimes it's better not to work at all. Honestly, let's not lie to ourselves. If you had the opportunity to become a sugar baby, you'd hop on that train faster than Warren could pose for a duckface selfie. Here's to a life filled with bottomless margaritas and peachy booties!
MO'MILK Chai Range
Ready to add some spice to your life? Our new range of jockstraps for men is inspired by aromatic and delicious chai. Designed to bring in all the core elements of the MO'MILK Men's Underwear brand from our signature red to our classic black, all that is missing is you! 😉
- Highly breathable, moisture wicking and fast drying.
- Chlorine resistant
- UV protected
- Form fitting - now designed to provide more lift for the boys
- Freeing - liberate yourself
- Elastic logo waistband with extra comfort
82% polyester / 18% spandex | 70% Polyester 30% Elastane
Please adhere to instructions for delicates.
Cold wash only with a low to medium spin cycle.
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