So, everyone has a kink…but some people just get downright evil and nasty. That's Damien. He's a Capricorn, likes getting choked, and has unusual romantic afflictions with most of his lovers. He's not the type to get mad or bitter *reminisces about the grudge he's been holding for 8 years straight*. He always tries to be the better person – keyword: tries*.
Ok, even though he's a lowkey psycho, if there's one thing we can give Damien props for it's his blunt honesty. He's opinionated and not afraid of confrontation (he actually likes it a bit too much. We're seeing a therapist about that). Yeah he's petty, but he'll also say that the tie-dye shirt you were planning to wear to groove makes you look like a pride parade gone wrong. Every friend group needs a mean friend that will call you out before you end up embarrassing yourself.
Ever since Damien got possessed at a shady underground party in Hillbrow, he's just been on a freaking trip, bro. But who knew carrying a demon inside your body could make you that funny? Listen, professional exorcisms are expensive. We've decided to just go with the flow at this point. And honestly, there isn't anybody who can party as hard as he does.
So, are you brave enough to let Damien take you on one hell of a joyride? The kind of guys who'd buy him clearly aren't saints. They're possessive and slightly controlling, but hey, that's what makes them superstars in the bedroom. Let's just say that if you're buying a Damien, you'll be paying…all night. If you're the type of guy who's up for a little experimenting and exploring the darker side of the dungeo- we mean, bedroom, then let Damien take the rails tonight.
MO'MILK Chai Range
Ready to add some spice to your life? Our new range of jockstraps for men is inspired by aromatic and delicious chai. Designed to bring in all the core elements of the MO'MILK Men's Underwear brand from our signature red to our classic black, all that is missing is you! 😉
- Highly breathable, moisture wicking and fast drying.
- Chlorine resistant
- UV protected
- Form fitting - now designed to provide more lift for the boys
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- Elastic logo waistband with extra comfort
82% polyester / 18% spandex | 70% Polyester 30% Elastane
Please adhere to instructions for delicates.
Cold wash only with a low to medium spin cycle.
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